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Today's dream comes courtesy Mary Rigor, of South Danby, NY:

ANALYSIS BEGINS BELOW:

Hmmm... anxiety about other people's imaginary expensive knick knacks.

Momentarily distracted by television

Rental house, other people's stuff - a sense of alienation from one's abode/self?

The sense of non-agency ("somebody" put it in the microwave) could either be a feeling of lack of control or a desire to avoid control/responsibility.

Scratches crotch thoughtfully

The banana is just a banana.

Fishes cashews out of nut bowl

Oh wait - is it the papier-mache kind under all those layers of therapy-resistant lacquer? Then it's definitely phallic.

It's your standard-issue booze-sodden flaming dick dream, duh.

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